yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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