thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Randomize