i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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