i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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