i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm really busy with my period
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