I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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