The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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