No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I think your dad took our porno
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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