Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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