She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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