I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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