paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.