508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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