sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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