she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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