I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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