Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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