I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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