...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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