I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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