just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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