The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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