is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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