do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
third nipple confirmed
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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