omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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