We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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