Do vagina's smell?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Randomize
