My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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