Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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