I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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