If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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