He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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