11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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