Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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