I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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