i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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