dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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