so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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