I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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