i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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