I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Randomize
