# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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