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I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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