Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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