Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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