Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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