going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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