It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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