no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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