chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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