Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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