Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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its like you know when i get waxed
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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