I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
it's not cheating when I paid for it
two words: eviction party
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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