Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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